‘Columns’ by Gossiping Bitches
Dear Gossiping Bitch
Posted by: a Gossiping Bitch on August 1st, 2005
Dear Gossiping Bitch,
I love how you dis a christian man for rapping in response to someone who is going through some tough times to show some support. I love the comments about him not being original in his video. I love your comments about 50 cent and his little black light chop shop organized crime video.
Backroom Whispers
Posted by: a Gossiping Bitch on July 19th, 2005
Look, it’s like this: We’re lazy. The GBs are to hard work what Eve is to bikini wax. We don’t do this for the love. We do this when it pleases us and in our own damn time. Such as when we get bored of shit like arguing over whether the new Common joint is wack or not…
Dear Gossiping Bitch
Posted by: a Gossiping Bitch on March 31st, 2005
Dear Gossiping Bitch,
Was your interview with Edan real?
Signed,
Mccoy
Dear McCoy,
Of course the interview was real!
Music, Watch – The Lost Tapes Part II
Posted by: a Gossiping Bitch on March 17th, 2005
Well, you knew this was gonna happen. A song about those XXXXXL white t-shirts/nightgowns that the kids have been wearing for a minute now. In all honesty, I’m surprised it took this long. What’s not surprising is that a bunch of scrub rappers from the South were the ones to make it happen.
Backroom Whispers
Posted by: a Gossiping Bitch on February 15th, 2005
At a Tokyo hotel one morning recently, a GB associate entered the elevator to find it occupied by Sly Stallone and his bodyguard. “Good morning,” says our boy. Stallone stays mute, looking straight ahead. The bodyguard turns to our boy. “Mister Stallone says good morning.”
Dear Gossiping Bitch
Posted by: a Gossiping Bitch on January 4th, 2005
PUT SOME REAL NEWS ON THIS BITCH. BITCHES, IF I’M GOING TO READ THIS DUMB “MF” PUT SOMETHING GOOD ON THIS SHIT. LITTLE BITS HERE AND THERE IS DUMB AS FUCK
Backroom Whispers
Posted by: a Gossiping Bitch on November 29th, 2004
“You know, the thing I love about Mexican women is how furry their pussies are”? We find that last line works best if you say it with a heavy Germanic accent…Madlib and Slug: A match made in Jansport heaven? Not so fast.
Dear Gossiping Bitch
Posted by: a Gossiping Bitch on November 18th, 2004
Dear Gossiping Bitch,
It’s good to know you didn’t completely fall the hell off! I was a tad bit worried. I was like “What’s up with that gossiping Bitch?” So, anyhoo – I look forward to seeing you back and stride again.
Music, Watch – The Lost Tapes
Posted by: a Gossiping Bitch on November 1st, 2004
Rappers are such pussies these days, I swear – how you gonna appear in someone else’s video with the sole purpose of getting your ass beat? Character or not, that’s some weak shit. I mean, we all wanna see Bones 2: Still Bonin’ get made but damn Snoop, put out some more “Fa Shizzle” key chains or pot holders or something – stop slummin’ it.
Backroom Whispers
Posted by: a Gossiping Bitch on October 18th, 2004
Is the major Hollywood actor who likes call girls to take a shit on glass tables while he lies underneath in only high-heels, simultaneously crying and masturbating, the same major Hollywood actor who was photographed at a party some years ago, enthusiastically fucking a pit-bull?